LORD OF THE RING - RETURN OF THE KING
5WAYS TO LOSE YOUR RING IN KUALA LUMPUR
1. USE THE POSTAL SERVICE
its a lil bit cliched,perhaps, but it still remain one of the most reliable ways to lose things.Just place the ring in a translucent white envelope,mail it and let our postal service take care of it.
2.SEND IT BY AIR
Not necessarily needing to do it by mail,Frodo could easily just place the ring in a tightly wrapped suitcare ot box,paste the words "Fragile" and "Handle with care" on it, and check it in before it disappears without a trace.
3.WALK DOWN A DARK ALLEY IN A BAD AREA OF TOWN
Go on and walk down the length of the street looking like you have one extra piece of jewellery on you.
4.FLUSH IT DOWN THE BOWL OF A PUBLIC TOILET
A common idea,but very practical,especially since no one's willing to pay the plumber bills to unclog the toilet.
5.GIVE IT TO A CIVIL SERVANT IN THE TAX DEPARTMENT
And wait while you are sent income tax form so that you may in turn receive other form under which the item will be filed,it would be have been forgotten in some stateof oblivion called "tax return".
